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MTV VMA recap from someone who didn’t watch it

September 7, 2012 Leave a comment

You might have seen this guy in something

Last night MTV held their annual Video Music Awards ceremony, even though they stopped showing music videos long ago. If you’re like most people, you missed the ceremony, so allow this recap to catch you up. As a slight caveat, I didn’t actually watch the ceremony, either, so this recap is based mostly on speculation.

As proof of how far the network has fallen, the show was hosted by Kevin Hart, who is supposedly a comedian but is best known as that guy who you saw in line at Wal-Mart. Rihanna was the night’s big winner, mostly because she wasn’t abused by her boyfriend before the show. She also took home the Video of the Year award for a song called “We Found Love,” the video for which can be found on YouTube. Read more…

Kim Kardashian suing because someone looks like her

I’m glad I browsed USA Today this morning, because if I hadn’t, I wouldn’t know that Kim Kardashian is suing over someone looking like her. Don’t worry. She’s not suing the woman; that would be silly. Kim is only suing the company for employing someone who looks like her.

Remember that Old Navy ad that aired during the Super Bowl? The one that featured a woman who looked just like Kim Kardashian? Well, even if you didn’t notice, Kim did and now she is suing, saying using someone who looks like her in their ad violates her publicity rights and may confuse consumers, since she actually endorses a lot of other products.

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Single Ladies is Sex and a Southern City

June 16, 2011 2 comments

When VH1 recently announced that their new programming would have less of an emphasis on music, many were surprised, because they didn’t know VH1 still played music. Their most recent change is toward scripted programming, whereas reality series and movies unrelated to music had made up the bulk of their schedule. The first scripted drama for VH1, which will carry the flag for the channel’s new emphasis, is Single Ladies, starring Stacey Dash of Clueless fame.

To VH1, Single Ladies can still be considered musical programming because it’s named after a Beyonce song. This new show takes television in a bold new direction by telling the heretofore unseen story of a small group of single ladies trying to find love and sex in a big city. Whoa there, you might be thinking, that’s not new. It’s the plot of Sex and the City. That’s where you would be wrong. This new show is set in Atlanta, which is a totally different city. Also, the show is more ethnic (because it’s in Atlanta). Feel silly now, don’t you?

I’ve only seen part of one episode and I only watched that because I had crashed on the couch and wanted to stare at anything that came on my TV screen. Having seen almost half of an entire episode, I feel that I can accurately judge the show, though. That makes me more qualified than a music reviewer for Blender Magazine. Read more…

Television’s best characters

imageOne of the advantages that television has over movies is that the characters have more time to grow. Over the course of twenty-something episodes per season, the characters adapt. They grow stronger, break down and slowly reveal themselves to us.

Like with characters in novels, we can get to know them so well that they seem real. Because of that, television has always been a character-driven medium. Here are my picks for the best characters in the last 20 years.*

15. Michael Westen (Burn Notice)

Michael Westen, in many ways, is an American James Bond, only a better spy (don’t get me started on 007’s shortcomings). Michael is a burned spy, meaning he was fired and blacklisted, had all accounts frozen and is unable to leave Miami. He has spent most of his time trying to figure out who burned him while avoiding people who want him dead. Michael is an intricate planner, a man who loves creative cover IDs, and a lethal killing machine who still finds time for his mom.

14. Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation)

Leslie Knope, the Deputy Director of the Pawnee Parks Department, sincerely thinks she can make the world a better place through her role in the local government. Her boss, Ron Swanson, is the anti-Knope. He is a libertarian who does as little work as possible in order to screw up as little as possible. He has a somewhat-important government job but is against government. He thinks all parks should be run like a Chuck E. Cheese; no tax money would be necessary because people would use tokens for rides on the merry go round. He is obsessed with steak, bacon, woodworking and individualism. He keeps a claymore and a shotgun on his desk and he instructs his assistant, April, to never deliver messages to him and, above all else, keep the public from bothering him in any way. And if you think you’ve got him figured out, you’re wrong. It turns out he is also secretly an accomplished jazz musician named Duke Silver.

13. Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

Liz’s job as head writer for a sketch comedy show, where she has to deal with prima donna actors and – worse yet – a writing staff may actually be the easy part of her life. Her relationships, with friends and with men, are what really try her patience. Liz wears her awkwardness and loneliness on her sleeve, but not necessarily on purpose. She is as good at work as she is bad at seemingly everything else, but her awareness of that fact only makes her more endearing.

12. Fox Mulder (The X-Files)

Agent Mulder was epitomized by the poster in his office: “I want to believe.” He was always searching for answers to the unexplained, to his sister’s disappearance, to government conspiracies and more. Though sometimes overzealous in his search for the truth, he was an influence for questioning scientists and/or paranoid people everywhere.  Thanks to Mulder and his quest, the ideas of questioning everything, “trust no one” and never giving up became burned in the American psyche.

11. Dana Scully (The X-Files)

In the beginning, Agent Scully was the antithesis of Mulder. She was assigned as his partner to debunk his work. However, over the course of the show, the skeptic came to believe in some of Mulder’s theories. Her skeptical view of the unexplained battled with her experiences with Mulder while her religious faith clashed with her scientific skepticism. Scully was conflicted on her beliefs on all angles and that conflict drove most of her character arcs.

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