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Mila Kunis to date coolest man ever

Fact: You will never be as cool as Scott Moore. He’s like a combination of that Old Spice Guy and the “Most Interesting Man in the World” from those Dos Equis commercials. But he’s better than them, because he is real.

Kunis, making patriotism sexy

Sergeant Scott Moore is my new hero. Like all of his fellow Marines, he was already deserving of our respect, gratitude and honor. Still, the man needed a date to the Marine Corps Ball. When he’s not risking his life to serve his country in Afghanistan, Sgt. Moore likes watching Mila Kunis onscreen because a) he’s a heterosexual male and b) he’s not blind. Hell, I watched Black Swan because she was in it and that damn movie is about ballet!

Sgt. Moore could have asked anyone to be his date to the ball. Being the coolest man ever, I’m sure he could have asked any girl he knows or walked into any random bar, find the hottest girl and invite her. But that’s not good enough for Moore, whose standards are as high as Lindsay Lohan at a party. So he posted a YouTube video asking Mila Kunis to be his date to the Marine Corps Ball. This would already be a great story, but it gets better.

She said yes. Read more…

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